i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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