i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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