she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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