that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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