you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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