Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
two words...techno handjob
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
