Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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