And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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