All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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