she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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