Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
another moral hangover. fuck.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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