So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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