she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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