Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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