I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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