I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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