Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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