I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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