I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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