Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
ttyl tear gas
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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