If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I need water and some morals
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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