I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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