im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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