Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I supernannyed him into submission
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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