I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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