Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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