people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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