do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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