so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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