I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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