My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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