Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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