You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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