Nicole vs. Life
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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