Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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