Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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