Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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