He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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