Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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