do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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