i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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