Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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