Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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