When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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