I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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