I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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