If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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