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puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.

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(585): View more from New York

I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof

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(303): View more from Colorado

She's just so happy...and so naked.

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(360): View more from Washington

THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest

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