So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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