I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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