Those balls look pretty dangerous.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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