He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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