I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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