i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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