i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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